I'll leave college football rankings to the blogger whose college team has a winning record, however senile (He praised [NAME REDACTED]!) he might be. As for the NFL, I can handle that since both of us have a nuclear disaster for a team. A couple college notes first:
-Wisconsin looks eerily like the OSU championship team from 2002. Barely beating bad teams, barely beating good teams. Watch out for them.
-Speaking of nuclear disasters, 6 of the top 13 lose?! Kentucky is in the top ten?! USF is in the top ten?! what the hell happened here?
-On to the rankings
Ouch:
32) Miami Dolphins
WTF Happened here?"
31) St. Louis Rams
30) New Orleans Saints
Terrible, but not the Dolphins:
29) New York Jets
28) Buffalo Bills
27) Minnesota Vikings
26) Atlanta Falcons
Chernobyl:
25) Chicago Bears (Go Cubs?)
24) San Diego Chargers
23) Philadelphia Eagles
This won't last:
22) Oakland Raiders
21) Kansas City Chiefs
20) Arizona Cardinals
19) Cincinnati Bengals
18) Cleveland Browns
Mediocrity is delicious:
17) San Francisco 49ers
16) Carolina Panthers
15) Houston Texans (Just when we wanted to believe in Schaub...they give the soon to 1-15 Falcons their one.)
14) Jacksonville Jaguars
13) Washington Redskins
12) New York Giants
11) Denver Broncos (why are the Broncos overrated every year? There shouldn't be a Denver bias!)
10) Baltimore Ravens
AW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS:
9) Detroit Lions
8) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Teams that are actually good:
7) Seattle Seahawks
6) Pittsburgh Steelers (Lost to Arizona? Really?)
5) Tennessee Titans
Contenders:
4) Green Bay Packers (It BURRRRRRNSES)
3) Indianapolis Colts
2) Dallas Cowboys (YEEEHAAAWWW I AM FUCKIN CRAZY)*
The Evil Empire:
1) New England Patriots
*kissmesuzy.blogspot.com
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