The War Room: LSU @ Georgia

As part of a new segment, The War Room, Red and I will be arguing about different subjects that we disagree on in the sports world. And when we disagree, we don't talk it out over tea. Generally someone gets strangled. This week in the NCAA we hate each other because of the LSU vs. Georgia game.

Code Red:

LSU vs. Georgia. Jordan Jefferson has improved big time from last year, giving them a passing game, they are far more talented than Georgia, the near upset by Mississippi state means nothing, since Mississippi State has a penchant for upsetting SEC teams every year, hell, they used to call it getting "Croom'd" before he was fired.

Iggins!:

You are picking LSU based on an ignorant poll system set up before the year. LSU has played 3 shitty teams and almost lost to a bad team. It was not a fluke. If you watched even one of their fucking games you would see how shitty their offense is. If you watched a single GEORGIA game you would have seen them put up 41 and 52 on south carolina and arkansas, and beat a good AZ State team. Not to mention in their one loss they played OK State close and held them to 24 points, and one of those tds was at the very end of the game. Georgia: played 4 good teams. LSU: played 0 good teams and has looked mediocre against them all.

Code Red:

If you had watched a single GEORGIA game you'd see that they allowed 37 points to South Carolina and 41 points to Arkansas, while South Carolina failed to score more than 16 points against any other team but Florida fucking Atlantic, and that Arkansas' offense looked completely inept against Alabama. You'd also know that Joe Cox is a weak armed slag with 5 interceptions already who will struggle when LSU's defense is actually capable of taking AJ Green away from him.

Iggins!:

Nobody is capable of taking AJ Green away. You know why Cox has 5 interceptions? Georgia has played good teams! What a novel idea! Georgia is all warmed up and ready. Holy shit, LSU has struggled to score against VANDERBILT! Hasn't the season so far taught you anything about riding an unjustified hype wave?!

Code Red:

This season has taught me that it's smart to play cupcakes early, something Ron Guenther needs to fucking realize. LSU will score against that porous thing Georgia attempts to pass off as a defense, and they will force Cox into more interceptions, damnit.

Iggins!:

You need to play cupcakes if YOU SUCK AND NEED WINS TO GET BOWL ELIGIBLE.

YOU FUCK

also, if I only threw 5 ints against Arkansas, AZ State, South Carolina, and Oklahoma State and I also threw 9 tds against them I'd be pretty fucking pleased. We can’t all be Colt McCoy.

Code Red:

We shall see, Oh King of the Slapdicks.