(3-6) Washington @ (6-3) Dallas
Code Red: Well that’s easy. Cowboys.
Iggins!: Yeah I’m gonna attribute the Redskin’s win last week to the hilariously inevitable meltdown of the Broncos. Cowboys win.
(1-8) Cleveland @ (1-8) Detroit
Iggins!: VOMIT BLECH HURLLLLLLLL. Detroi….BLEEEEHHHHHHHH… t wins.
Code Red: Holy shit. I realize it’s blacked out, but could the almighty football gods just intervene right now and prevent this game form being played at all? Guuuh. Lions win?
(4-5) San Francisco @ (5-4) Green Bay
Code Red: San Francisco. No reason, I just want to believe Green Bay sucks as bad as the Bears do.
Iggins!: So do I, but we both know that just isn’t true. Green Bay wins.
(6-3) Pittsburgh @ (2-7) Kansas City
Iggins!: I will not pick you, KC. Pittsburgh wins.
Code Red: No shit? Against Pittsburgh? Nice call, Sherlock. Steelers.
(5-4) Atlanta @ (5-4) NY Giants
Code Red: One team has been inconsistent from week to week, one team’s been inconsistent from month to month (5-0 start followed by 0-4). I guess the Giants, because they’re at home and due for a win.
Iggins!: Until the Giants beat a good team I can’t pick them against one. Atlanta wins.
(9-0) New Orleans @ (1-8) Tampa Bay
Iggins!: Freeman has looked really good, but in a week filled with games pitting teams who have yet to prove if they’re good or bad against eachother, this one is pretty cut and dry. New Orleans wins.
Code Red: He has looked good, but they need a lot more than a promising young quarterback in Tampa. Saints win.
(3-6) Buffalo @ (5-4) Jacksonville
Code Red: Buffalo sucks, and they aren’t going to get a “spark” from firing Jauron. Jags win.
Iggins!: Interesting The Jaguars will be 6-4. Something is wrong with the world. Jaguars win.
(9-0) Indianapolis @ (5-4) Baltimore
Iggins!: Baltimore is better than 5-4 but they’re still much worse than the Colts. Indy wins.
Code Red: My sentiments exactly. Colts win, and honestly, the only thing I want to see now (unless the Bears pull some miracle out of their ass and vault back into contention), is a Saints-Colts, Breesus vs. Manning Superbowl. That would be some damn good tv.
(3-6) Seattle @ (8-1) Minnesota
Code Red: God damnit. Minnesota.
Iggins!: Minnesota wins.
(6-3) Arizona @ (1-8) St. Louis
Iggins!: St. Louis almost wins a lot of games, unfortunately for them that doesn’t count for shit. Arizona wins.
Code Red: Kurt Warner seems to step up his game against his old team. Oh wait. Everyone does. ‘Cuz the Rams suck. Cardinals
(4-5) New York Jets @ (6-3) New England
Code Red: The Pats will be out for blood to avenge both their early season loss to the Jets and last week’s embarrassment in Indy. Pats win.
Iggins!: Yeah, I don’t think crying before the Pats game will help the Jets turn it around. Pats win.
(7-2) Cincinnati @ (2-7) Oakland
Iggins!: Cincinnati wins.
Code Red: Hoo boy. At least they finally benched JaMarcus? Bengals win.
(6-3) San Diego @ (6-3) Denver
Code Red: Orton isn’t likely to start (and Chris Simms Bloooooows), and teams are starting to exploit their weaknesses. Chargers win.
Iggins!: The Broncos have entered a tail spin and are nearing the ground. The clincher is they’ll give up the division lead to the Bolts for good here. Chargers win.
(5-4) Philadelphia @ (4-5) Chicago
Iggins!: I refuse to pick the Bears. Picking them is what we call “madness”. Go Bulls and Blackhawks. Eagles win.
Code Red: I live by a strict moral code. It’s going to continue costing me games in the standings, but I do not pick against the Bears. Bears win.
(3-6) Tennessee @ (5-4) Houston
Code Red: FOR GOD’S SAKE, BEAT VINCE YOUNG. Texans win.
Iggins!: Tennessee wins. What, did you think I’d pick against him?