#9 LSU @ #3
Iggins!: You know, people complain about how bad Big 10 teams are and how boring and sluggish the games are… but have you seen an SEC game? It’s like two fat molasses monsters slowly grinding on and rubbing eachother. I’m not ready to anoint the SEC as kings of football this year yet. Their big win is Bama over VaTech, but VaTech doesn’t look very good (plus they’re an ACC team). Whatever, Satan wins (
Code Red: The only difference is that based on the # of NFL draft picks and the recent bowl success, you can actually buy that the reason for SEC games being so sluggish is the high level of talent on defense, whereas the Big Ten is just a paragon of mediocrity.
Code Red: Nothing’s stopping
Iggins!: Harbaugh scares me, and I remember the last time Oregon was in this position. My guess is Stanford wins.
#16 Ohio State @ #11 Penn State
Iggins!: No matter what I think of Penn State, the fact is Ohio State is Penn State Lite in every conceivable way.
Code Red: I have to agree, and it’s in
Iggins!: Couldn’t agree more. Beavers win.
#24 Oklahoma @ Nebraska
Iggins!: A once famed rivalry that couldn’t possibly mean less this year. But it does let me say this: any person who passes up millions of dollars for another chance at a computer generated crapshoot and all the bullshit related with college sports is a moron and deserves to get their shit broken.
Code Red: True. My normal advice for quarterbacks would be to stay for your senior year, because the extra experience improves your draft stock (for every other position I say GO). That wouldn’t have mattered for
UConn @ #5
Code Red: The Big East has two good teams. Cincy and….uggh…Wanny. Cincy keeps rolling.
Iggins!: I WANT Cinci to lose, but they won’t. Cincinnati wins.
Northwestern @ #4
Iggins!: Once again, SEC games bore me like nothing else, and even if Iowa tries to kill themselves over and over and even if they probably don’t deserve to be in the title game, at least their games are incredibly interesting and instantly memorable. Speaking of which,
Code Red: The inanity of
Duke @ North Carolina
Code Red: This is not a top ten game of the week. I don’t fucking care what the other options were. Why do I even have to pick? Did you think this was basketball season? Fuck, Duke, I guess.
Iggins!: I actually put it here just because I’m so happy for Duke. Who will win.
South Carolina @ Arkansas
Iggins!: I can hear Red fondling Ryan Mallet’s cock from miles away. And because Lane Kiffin made Spurrier pump his gas last week, I’m thinking
Code Red: His arm is throbbing with power. My god he’s glorious…and he’s in a pro style offense (DRAFTPROZPECTDROOL). Arkansas wins, Mallet throws for 4,000 yards in two and a half quarters, then decides to try his hand at cornerback and mascot.
Code Red: Todd Reesing got benched last week. Fuck you Mangino, you can go join Zook on the bench for Idiotic Coaches Who Benched the One Player That Has Consistently Saved Their Ass club. Loyalty goes both ways, you dick.
Iggins!: Yeah, I think Kansas loses here and pulls off a ridiculous upset over Texas. KANSAS WINS.