Simple equations

The Sex Cannon rocks you and Jessica Alba right out of your clothes:

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Benson runs 11 times for over 85 yards
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Benson in the second quarter and second half (Why, Lovie? Why?)
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Berrian catches everything
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Downfield passes being called
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5 offensive linemen

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Any semblance of defense
=
30-23 Seahawks win.


p.s... goddamnit.

Apologies to Heisman Candidates

I am a walking jinx. First, this:



-I come out and praise Matt Ryan's amazing performance versus VaTech, and the next week the guy gets rocked by a very bad Florida State team. I mean really bad. Seriously, folks, FSU sucks. So nix this guy's Heisman chances. So for a couple weeks I didn't pick a Heisman candidate. Then I quite publicly pick:



-and so his knee goes pop and not only does he drop from the Heisman race, his team loses a title shot. Needless to say I'm concerned. But not too concerned to use my newfound power to crush someone elses Heisman chances. What a terrible night for a curse:



-HAHAHAHA. Chase Daniel is my new Heisman candidate. (What? I want Kansas to go undefeated.)