(7-4) Philadelphia @ (6-5) Atlanta
Iggins!: Chris Redman, eh?
Code Red: He went to
(1-10) St. Louis @ (4-7)
Code Red: Oh thank god. For one week the pain will stop. Or ease significantly. Or not. Or who gives a shit because I’m a lifelong Saints fan. Bears win.
Iggins!: Yeah even I can’t pick against the Bears here. Thank God I’m a Saints fan. (But seriously I have been a Drew Brees fan since he went to Purdue so this website suits me).
(2-9) Detroit @ (8-3) Cincinnati
Iggins!: Wow this game’ll be… fun. Bengals win.
Code Red: Bengals.
(3-8) Oakland @ (6-5) Pittsburgh
Code Red: Steelers.
Iggins!: Rapey should be back. And even if he isn’t… it’s the Raiders. Steelers win.
(5-6) Tennessee @ (11-0) Indianapolis
Iggins!: The Colts have been flirtin’ with disaster for weeks now and this week they play unstoppable God-man Chris Johnson and my boy Vince Young who can’t seem to lose. I’ve got Zulu Cthulu for the win. Titans win.
Code Red: God DAMNIT. Stop him! STOP HIM NOW! Colts win.
Code Red: Guh. Sadly
Iggins!: I hate myself for doing this but Kansas City wins.
(7-4) New England @ (5-6) Miami
Iggins!: Insert ESPN comment about Bill Belichick after a loss, New England wins.
Code Red: Insert ESPN comment about Tom Brady being more NOW.
(11-0) New Orleans @ (3-8) Washington
Code Red: Undefeated, bitches! Geaux Saints!
Iggins!: 16-0 Bitch! Saints win.
(1-10) Tampa Bay @ (4-7) Carolina
Iggins!: Delhomme is back to his old self again and Freeman has been knocking at the door against really good teams for weeks.
Code Red: Eh, why not?
(5-6) Houston @ (6-5) Jacksonville
Code Red: The Texans will win this game. Or they won’t. Those are the options. Texans win.
Iggins!: That was very diplomatic of you. Texans win.
(8-3) San Diego @ (1-10) Cleveland
Iggins!: And the race for the first overall draft pick is on!
(8-3) Dallas @ (6-5) New York Giants
Iggins!: Yeah, but the Giants suck. Cowboys win.
(5-6) San Francisco @ (4-7) Seattle
Iggins!: It’s too bad that Alex Smith’s resurgence isn’t leading to wins for the Niners. 49ers win.
Code Red: You cannot WIN WITH EM. 49ers win.
(10-1) Minnesota @ (7-4) Arizona
Iggins!: Thank you for giving me a win. Minnesota wins.
Code Red: I’m a bitter, spiteful, hateful man. Ravens win.