Thursday, October 25, 2007

Mr. Ryan, meet Mr. Heisman

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58 minutes of bad QB play, two interceptions, no touchdowns, and basically having been sodomized by VaTech's defense for 58 minutes.

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4:11 left, on his own 8 yard line, down 10-0

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A TD with 2:00 left

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A recovered onside kick

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TWO cross-field touchdown passes (the first called back due to a holding penalty)

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Televised projectile vomiting, huh? Hey McNabb:
Matt Ryan waits until AFTER the game to puke
everywhere on National TV.

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Yes, in London. Yes, this weekend.

There is indeed a football game being played in London this weekend. The reason you may not know this is that the game is between the worst team in the league (The Miami Dolphins) and the team that always falls apart right about this time (The New York Giants). Why do I care? Because this is the funniest quote this side of Kenny Irons:

Crowder, a former Florida Gator and Atlanta native, apparently isn’t sure where the plane is headed when it takes off this afternoon for Sunday’s game against the New York Giants in Wembley Stadium.

“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

“I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”

Wow.