Iggins!: I predicted this game would be for the title weeks ago, and I also predicted the winner. I ain’t no John Kerry,
Code Red: Ah ha! But you are John Kerry in that you will lose to a man widely regarded as a moron and a failure! ….wait.
Code Red: I am deeply, deeply disappointed that
Iggins!: Ohio is coached by a guy who got date raped, and that’s pretty much what Lefevour is gonna do here. Central Michigan wins.
#5 Cincinnati @ #15 Pittsburgh
Iggins!: The Big East sucks, and Wanny is just evil enough to pull this upset.
Code Red: The Big East sucks, but Wanny is just incompetent enough to finish a season that started at 9-1 with 4 losses. Cincy wins.
Arizona @ #18 USC
Code Red: Ooh. Tough call. Both of these teams are good, but slightly below the upper crust of the Pac 10 this year (that was just an excuse to point and laugh at USC’s plight). I’ll go with the home team, I guess. USC wins.
Iggins!: USC has had the two most crushing defeats in the history of the Colosseum this year, both to teams who look suspiciously like Arizona. So I’m taking Arizona for the final blow to USCs season. By the way did anyone see the ESPN piece on the kid with eye cancer? Holy shit that was sad. Arizona wins.
Iggins!: The National Title Game! This is tough, but picking against Tim Tebow is pretty damn unsafe.
Code Red: This will end just like last year. As evenly matched as they are in most other areas, the team with the better quarterback will be the one that wins.
#3 Texas vs. #22
Code Red: Seriously, someone get out the charts and shit and explain to me how
Iggins!: Well you see, Red, the biggest competition they had in the Big 12 North was K-State. They are 6-6. Texas wins.
#10 Georgia Tech vs. Clemson
Iggins!: Two opposing forces at play here. 1) The ACC Rubber Band Effect which clearly states that any ranked ACC team must lose when playing against an unranked ACC team and 2) Clemson’s history of failing when it counts over and over again. In the end I can’t pick against Clemson. Clemson wins.
Code Red: TRIPLE OPTION BCS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH . Paul Johnson’s GT actually defies the ACC malaise by running an entirely unconventional offense and refusing to settle for a 21-14 score in every game. They will not be stopped, despite a minor setback to Georgia. Georgia Tech wins.