Monday, December 14, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
(7-4) Philadelphia @ (6-5) Atlanta
Iggins!: Chris Redman, eh?
Code Red: He went to
(1-10) St. Louis @ (4-7)
Code Red: Oh thank god. For one week the pain will stop. Or ease significantly. Or not. Or who gives a shit because I’m a lifelong Saints fan. Bears win.
Iggins!: Yeah even I can’t pick against the Bears here. Thank God I’m a Saints fan. (But seriously I have been a Drew Brees fan since he went to Purdue so this website suits me).
(2-9) Detroit @ (8-3) Cincinnati
Iggins!: Wow this game’ll be… fun. Bengals win.
Code Red: Bengals.
(3-8) Oakland @ (6-5) Pittsburgh
Code Red: Steelers.
Iggins!: Rapey should be back. And even if he isn’t… it’s the Raiders. Steelers win.
(5-6) Tennessee @ (11-0) Indianapolis
Iggins!: The Colts have been flirtin’ with disaster for weeks now and this week they play unstoppable God-man Chris Johnson and my boy Vince Young who can’t seem to lose. I’ve got Zulu Cthulu for the win. Titans win.
Code Red: God DAMNIT. Stop him! STOP HIM NOW! Colts win.
Code Red: Guh. Sadly
Iggins!: I hate myself for doing this but Kansas City wins.
(7-4) New England @ (5-6) Miami
Iggins!: Insert ESPN comment about Bill Belichick after a loss, New England wins.
Code Red: Insert ESPN comment about Tom Brady being more NOW.
(11-0) New Orleans @ (3-8) Washington
Code Red: Undefeated, bitches! Geaux Saints!
Iggins!: 16-0 Bitch! Saints win.
(1-10) Tampa Bay @ (4-7) Carolina
Iggins!: Delhomme is back to his old self again and Freeman has been knocking at the door against really good teams for weeks.
Code Red: Eh, why not?
(5-6) Houston @ (6-5) Jacksonville
Code Red: The Texans will win this game. Or they won’t. Those are the options. Texans win.
Iggins!: That was very diplomatic of you. Texans win.
(8-3) San Diego @ (1-10) Cleveland
Iggins!: And the race for the first overall draft pick is on!
(8-3) Dallas @ (6-5) New York Giants
Iggins!: Yeah, but the Giants suck. Cowboys win.
(5-6) San Francisco @ (4-7) Seattle
Iggins!: It’s too bad that Alex Smith’s resurgence isn’t leading to wins for the Niners. 49ers win.
Code Red: You cannot WIN WITH EM. 49ers win.
(10-1) Minnesota @ (7-4) Arizona
Iggins!: Thank you for giving me a win. Minnesota wins.
Code Red: I’m a bitter, spiteful, hateful man. Ravens win.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Iggins!: I predicted this game would be for the title weeks ago, and I also predicted the winner. I ain’t no John Kerry,
Code Red: Ah ha! But you are John Kerry in that you will lose to a man widely regarded as a moron and a failure! ….wait.
Code Red: I am deeply, deeply disappointed that
Iggins!: Ohio is coached by a guy who got date raped, and that’s pretty much what Lefevour is gonna do here. Central Michigan wins.
#5 Cincinnati @ #15 Pittsburgh
Iggins!: The Big East sucks, and Wanny is just evil enough to pull this upset.
Code Red: The Big East sucks, but Wanny is just incompetent enough to finish a season that started at 9-1 with 4 losses. Cincy wins.
Arizona @ #18 USC
Code Red: Ooh. Tough call. Both of these teams are good, but slightly below the upper crust of the Pac 10 this year (that was just an excuse to point and laugh at USC’s plight). I’ll go with the home team, I guess. USC wins.
Iggins!: USC has had the two most crushing defeats in the history of the Colosseum this year, both to teams who look suspiciously like Arizona. So I’m taking Arizona for the final blow to USCs season. By the way did anyone see the ESPN piece on the kid with eye cancer? Holy shit that was sad. Arizona wins.
Iggins!: The National Title Game! This is tough, but picking against Tim Tebow is pretty damn unsafe.
Code Red: This will end just like last year. As evenly matched as they are in most other areas, the team with the better quarterback will be the one that wins.
#3 Texas vs. #22
Code Red: Seriously, someone get out the charts and shit and explain to me how
Iggins!: Well you see, Red, the biggest competition they had in the Big 12 North was K-State. They are 6-6. Texas wins.
#10 Georgia Tech vs. Clemson
Iggins!: Two opposing forces at play here. 1) The ACC Rubber Band Effect which clearly states that any ranked ACC team must lose when playing against an unranked ACC team and 2) Clemson’s history of failing when it counts over and over again. In the end I can’t pick against Clemson. Clemson wins.
Code Red: TRIPLE OPTION BCS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH . Paul Johnson’s GT actually defies the ACC malaise by running an entirely unconventional offense and refusing to settle for a 21-14 score in every game. They will not be stopped, despite a minor setback to Georgia. Georgia Tech wins.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
2. (-) Texas (12-0)- I'm supposed to believe Nebraska is a threat to Texas? I say nay. Lock in that title game.
3. (-) Alabama (12-0)- See Florida
4. (-) Boise State (12-0)-They wrapped up another perfect regular season and, with Oklahoma State and Pitt both losing again, may have increased their chances of getting an At-Large BCS bid along with TCU.
5. (-) Cincinnati (11-0)- They'd better beat the Wannstache this weekend, or the Big East has no way to deny their absolute suckitude.
6. (-) TCU (12-0)- I still like Boise State more.
7. (+1) Oregon (9-2)- Oregon and Ohio State flip flop after their bye weeks because I realized I made the mistake of ranking Ohio State over Oregon.
8. (-1) Ohio State (10-2)- See above.
9. (+4) Iowa(10-2)- Iowa moves back into the top ten. Oh joy.
10.(-3) Georgia Tech (10-2)- The loss to Georgia was a minor setback on the course to world revolution which the Triple Option has plotted. It shall nevertheless overthrow the bourgeoisie and their "passing games" in the BCS!
11.(-) Penn State (10-2)- They had better not get an at-large bid over Boise or TCU. Given that they've played two good teams and lost to both of them. Holy hollow ten win season Batman!
12.(+3) Virginia Tech (9-3)- They can still salvage a ten win season, and they have a young corps of players that will return next year (including this year's star freshman runningback, Ryan Williams (1538 yds, 19 tds) who will pair with last year's star freshman runningback, Darren Evans, who has been out for the year but rushed for 1,265 yds and 11 tds in 2008, to form the most terrifying runningback duo since Cadillac Williams and Ronnie Brown took Auburn to an undefeated season in 2004).
13.(+3) Oregon State (8-3)- Oregon State has somehow climbed to #13. Be afraid, people. Be very, very afraid.
14.(+3) LSU (9-3)- God damnit. Why won't they just drop out of the top 20 for good and stop passing off their mediocrity as something slightly better than that.
15.(+3) Miami (9-3)- Miami could win 10 games for the first time since 2003.
16.(-4) Oklahoma State (9-3)- That loss to Oklahoma was unforeseen.
17.(-9) Pittsburgh (9-2)- Ha! Back where you belong, Wanny. After a loss to Cincy and whoever the hell it is they'll get in their mid-tier bowl game, Pitt's once-promising season will collapse in pure Wanny fashion.
18.(+1) Cal (8-3)- I'm still not sure they won't find Some way to fuck this up. Tedford does not win in December, damnit.
19.(+3) BYU (10-2)- So BYU's quarterback can't say he Hates his rival, Utah? Damn Mormons. Let Max Hall hate who he wants to hate. His hatred will make him powerful.
20.(-) USC (8-3)- Nothing to see here.
21.(+4) Houston (10-2)- Meh.
22.(-8) Clemson (8-4)- Damnit Clemson. For a second there I thought you'd finally do something un-Clemsony and beat teams you're supposed to beat. But no, so now a crushing defeat at the hands of the Triple Option is all you have to look forward to.
23.(NR) Nebraska (9-3)- Woah. How'd that happen?
24.(-) Central Michigan (10-2)- Yep.
25.(NR) West Virginia (8-3)- Well, this is unexpected.
My illustrious comrade on this blog, Iggins!, seems to think three playoffless seasons brought on by injuries (not Lovie's fault), poor coaching changes and decisions (replacing Rivera with Babich, keeping Ron Turner, running the Cover 2 long after the personnel no longer suited it, all of which Is Lovie's fault), and awful personnel decisions (Angelo's fault indeed, but also Lovie's, as he was the one who insisted Danieal Manning/Adam Archuletta were better options than Chris Harris, he's the one who insisted the team draft Cedric Benson, he's the one who still runs the Cover 2 even though the personnel no longer suits it), Lovie's just a guy with a bunch of bad luck who shouldn't be fired. I maintain my long-held stance that everything Iggins! says is wrong, and that Lovie (and Jerry) should be run out of town. Hub Arkush (I know. It's not much) says the Bears have talked specifically to Bill Cowher and that Cowher "would be very interested" in the Bears job. Shanahan's also an option, as is Jon Gruden (I'd be okay with two of those. I won't tell you which one I don't like, but I'll give a hint: "That guy is a football player. He came to play football!") But that's all speculation for now. Since I don't want to keep grumbling, and honestly, nothing I'd bitch about would be any different than what I've bitched about with increasing frequency all season long, here's a poll: