Friday, November 2, 2012

NFL Prognostication Bukkake: Week 9

Chiefs @ Chargers


Code Red: A Chargers loss here wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest…but Kansas City is so awful it’s impossible to pick them. Chargers win.

Iggins!: The Chiefs winning anything would surprise me. Chargers win.

Mrs. Code Red: Chargers.



Bears @ Titans

Iggins!: The Titans suck, hopefully Tice remembers to run the rock. It might not even matter. The defense is going to do some things. Bears win, 27-9.

Code Red: Another week, more complaints about Mike Tice. Just stop overthinking everything. Bears 24-10.

Mrs. Code Red: Bears 30-10.



Lions @ Jaguars

Code Red: The Lions will be back at .500 and their fans will peak their heads out from under the rock they’ve buried themselves under since the Tigers got swept. Don’t worry, folks. You’re not making the playoffs. Lions win.

Iggins!: The Jags gave GB a scare last week, but even at home it’s hard to pick them. Lions win.

Mrs. Code Red: Lions win.



Cardinals @ Packers

Iggins!: Should be quick and painless. Packers win.

Code Red: Should be, but the Jaguars gave them a run, too. The Cardinals seem ready for a gigantic blowout to punctuate their collapse, though. Packers win.

Mrs. Code Red: Packers win.

Prognostication Bukkake: NCAA Week 10

NCAA:

Mrs. Code Red: 53-27

Code Red: 50-30

Iggins!: 48-32



NFL:

Code Red: 74-44

Mrs. Code Red: 73-45

Iggins!: 70-48



Total:

Mrs. Code Red: 126-72

Code Red: 124-74

Iggins!: 118-80





#12 Oklahoma @ Iowa State

Iggins!: Rhoads tends to check one big thing off his list per year; beat Texas, beat Nebraska, beat Iowa. The only thing left is beat Oklahoma. I’m taking Oklahoma to win, in the interest of staying close, but gun to my head I’d take ISU.
Code Red: You bastards are going to let Tuberville win this fucking conference, aren't you? Oklahoma wins.
Mrs. Code Red: Oklahoma.



#16 Texas A&M @ #15 Mississippi State

Code Red: Starkville is a tough place to win on the road. Mississippi State wins.

Iggins!: Neither team has really beat anybody good yet, so I’ll take the home team. Mississippi State wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Mississippi State.



#23 Texas @ #18 Texas Tech

Iggins!: Almost lost to Kansas, eh, Texas? And now you’re going to Lubbock. This should be painful. Texas Tech wins.

Code Red: God dammit. Texas Tech wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Texas Tech