By the numbers, the Bears hung in that game until the last five or so minutes of the fourth quarter. But actually watching it, there was no point at which "it is still mathematically possible for them to win" was a comforting thought to me. Despite heroic efforts from some of the offensive players, bad playcalling and an essentially nonexistent defense killed any hypothetical chance they had of staying in it.
They're still tied for first in the NFC North by dint of the Lions Lionsing and the Packers and Vikings managing a tie, but at this point winning the division is the only way this team makes the playoffs. The NFC is just too stacked at the five and six seeds for a 10-6 team with this many NFC losses to get in the back door.
The Good
Matt Forte mostly: Other than a fumble on the first play from scrimmage that led to an early 14-0 Rams lead, Forte did everything he could to give this team a chance. He turned several plays that should've been losses into gains, sometimes pretty substantial ones. Whatever was causing his inability to evade a tackler in recent weeks has clearly been dealt with, his evasiveness was in full effect today. He evaded six tackles for an easy touchdown that Earl Bennet got called back on a totally unnecessary block in the back, and put together 77 yards with a respectable 4.8 ypc average. He would've had better numbers, too, if not for the bizarre appearance of Michael Bush, but I'll get to him later.
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Sunday, November 24, 2013
Progkakke Week 12
Progkakke
Standings:
Iggins!: 90-43
Mrs. Code Red:
88-45
Code Red: 86-47
Erik: 81-52
New Orleans Saints
(8-2) @ Atlanta Falcons (2-8)
Iggins!: Well, Saints win.
Erik: It is
strange that this game is so little of a contest, but yeah Saints.
Code Red: Atlanta sucks. Saints win.
Mrs. Code Red: Saints.
San Diego Chargers
(4-6) @ Kansas City Chiefs (9-1)
Erik: The Kansas
City Star did a lovely job of collecting the filth about the Chiefs “being
exposed” and how their “season is over” because they lost to the Fucking
Broncos, but that’s whatever. They are still a very good football team that
can’t overcome a deficit, and they are not going to experience once en route to
victory here. Chiefs.
Code Red: Erik, are you so hungry to bitch about the
stupid media that you've gone national in your quest for butthurt? Chiefs
win.
Mrs. Code Red: I have this really gut feeling that
the Chargers might win here. But I just can't pick them. Chiefs win.
Iggins!: Well,
I love me some Chiefs, so Chiefs win.
Chicago Bears
(6-4) @ St. Louis Rams (4-6)
Iggins!: I have
no goddamned confidence in the outcome of these games, but I think MCCOWN can
shepherd us to another close win. Bears
win 27-20.
Erik: I am
perpetually optimistic about the Rams because, as they demonstrated against the
Colts, that defense is ever-hungry and even anemic
offensive production can carry them to victory. McCown is taking care of the
football extremely well to this point, though, and I think his Shredded Wheat
Offense can grind out a boring win here. Bears,
30-17.
Code Red: Bad
defense can make any “sure win” a questionable proposition, but I think the
Bears should pull this one out. Bears win, 24-20.
Mrs. Code Red: Bears 24-21.
Pittsburgh
Steelers (4-6) @ Cleveland Browns (4-6)
Erik: Baaarf. The
Steelers have remembered how to pass the ball for a few weeks now, and the
Browns don’t even remember what an offense is.
I guess the Steelers.
Code Red: Years
from now Browns fans will tell their grandchildren that for like a month or so
there in 2013 the Browns were semi-competent. But no more. Steelers win.
Mrs. Code Red: Steelers look better, Browns look
worse. Steelers win.
Iggins!: The
Browns and Bengals always have strange games, that Steeler win against the
Lions was a fluke caused by coaching incompetence on the other sideline. Browns
win.
Tampa Bay
Buccaneers (2-8) @ Detroit Lions (6-4)
Iggins!: The Bucs
have been way better lately, and I mean… fuck Detroit. UPSET SPECIAL BUCS WIN.
Erik: I really do
believe Schwartz can throw this game away, but the Bucs are just so fucking bad. I want to do it. But
home field is pretty big for Detroit, especially against a rookie QB. Lions.
Code Red: Detroit
isn't going to fuck away two in a row, even if I wish they would. Lions win.
Mrs. Code Red: I'm picking Detroit, but it'll
be closer than everyone but Iggins! seems to think.
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