The draft is upon us! In just a few short hours, young men
from around the country will gather in hilarious suits, and together go forth
unto their destiny. Rick Morrissey is so excited, and also so, so stupid, about
tonight’s events. This is actually a rare insight into Rick’s personality,
because he spends the entire article spelling out exactly why and how he wants
the Bears to fail for his personal and professional delight. It’s a
schizophrenic mess, and I just had to get this out before the draft happened.
As ever, he is in italics.
I don’t normally start these things with the title, but in
this case I’m going to because…
Draft
Manti Te’o? Bears Should Take Him or Leave Him
Yes. Those are the two things it is possible to do with a
player in the draft. Well done, Rick.
