Prognostication Bukkake: NCAA Week 10

NCAA:

Mrs. Code Red: 53-27

Code Red: 50-30

Iggins!: 48-32



NFL:

Code Red: 74-44

Mrs. Code Red: 73-45

Iggins!: 70-48



Total:

Mrs. Code Red: 126-72

Code Red: 124-74

Iggins!: 118-80





#12 Oklahoma @ Iowa State

Iggins!: Rhoads tends to check one big thing off his list per year; beat Texas, beat Nebraska, beat Iowa. The only thing left is beat Oklahoma. I’m taking Oklahoma to win, in the interest of staying close, but gun to my head I’d take ISU.
Code Red: You bastards are going to let Tuberville win this fucking conference, aren't you? Oklahoma wins.
Mrs. Code Red: Oklahoma.



#16 Texas A&M @ #15 Mississippi State

Code Red: Starkville is a tough place to win on the road. Mississippi State wins.

Iggins!: Neither team has really beat anybody good yet, so I’ll take the home team. Mississippi State wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Mississippi State.



#23 Texas @ #18 Texas Tech

Iggins!: Almost lost to Kansas, eh, Texas? And now you’re going to Lubbock. This should be painful. Texas Tech wins.

Code Red: God dammit. Texas Tech wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Texas Tech



#20 Nebraska @ Michigan State

Code Red: Oh shit, I'm doing it AGAIN. Nebraska wins.

Iggins!: Michigan State lost to Iowa. Have you seen the Hawkeyes play? Thank God basketball season is almost here. Nebraska wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Nebraska.



#4 Oregon @ #17 USC

Iggins!: This whole Barkley coming back thing didn’t help that defense one bit. Oregon rolls.

Code Red: Barkley is better in nearly every single statistic this year, and arguably better and just as experienced as Andrew Luck was at this point in his career. But his team was ranked #1 to start the season and will, after this weekend, have lost 3 games so someone will actually list this as a negative on his draft reports because teams are stupid. Oregon wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Oregon.



#13 Clemson @ Duke

Code Red: Congrats to Duke for being bowl-eligible, and they may totally go to the ACC championship game and that would be hysterical. Clemson wins big, though.

Iggins!: This Duke thing is a nice story. Won’t be so nice when their head coach takes a better job after the season. Clemson wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Duke.



#1 Alabama @ #5 LSU

Iggins!: At the beginning of the year I took LSU here. This really seems like the perfect Hat trap game. Bama looks like an NFL team. But the Hat has so many mysterious powers… I have to take Bama to win, but I WANT TO TAKE LES SO BAD.

Code Red: Can't do it. Alabama.

Mrs. Code Red: Alabama.



#24 Oklahoma State @ #2 Kansas State

Code Red: Not a chance. Kansas State wins.

Iggins!: Come January K-State may be the best team to lose a national title game in recent memory. Kansas State.

Mrs. Code Red: Kansas State.



Arizona State @ #11 Oregon State

Iggins!: Apparently Mannion should have sat out a few more weeks, because he got yanked a bit too late to beat Washington, but not late enough to where his backup didn’t look infinitely better. Too bad, pal. Oregon State wins.

Code Red: T'was a fine run while it lasted. Hard to imagine anyone viewing OSU's season as anything but an incredible success regardless of what happens. Oregon State wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Oregon State.



#22 Arizona @ UCLA

Code Red: Remember when you laughed when I called Jim Mora a poor man's Harbaugh and predicted UCLA would get to a bowl? Who is laughing now?! Anyway, they'll lose this, but they're still already bowl-eligible. Arizona wins.

Iggins!: And they’re still wildly inconsistent, got beat by 26 at Cal, and their one good win is against a B1G team. That said, Richrod will probably lose this game to bring his fanbase back down to earth. UCLA wins.

Mrs. Code Red: UCLA wins.