#25 West Virginia @ #5 Cincinnati
Iggins!: So Cincinnati loses their QB, a top rated NFL prospect… and their backup kicks ass too. Life is not fair. Cincinnati wins.
Code Red: And they may have permanently benched that top rated NFL prospect for the back up. Can you imagine a first round pick being a guy that lost his job? Because it’ll happen. Cinci wins.
#7 Georgia Tech @ Duke
Code Red: Really? Georgia Tech.
Iggins!: Had to pick this game, it pretty much determines who wins the ACC coastal, believe it or not. And God I hate Ga Tech, so Duke wins.
#1 Florida @ South Carolina
Iggins!: Wow, how South Carolina has fallen. Pumping gas for Kiffykins and getting shredded by Mallet in the span of two weeks. But those were both road games and, well, Florida doesn’t have much to play for here. I’m callin a miracle, South Carolina wins.
Code Red: Right, other than the #1 rankings in the BCS and a shot at the national title game when there are several other undefeated teams right now. Moron. Florida wins.
Iggins!: Even if Florida loses here and wins out, they’d be in the title game, which would further cause chaos for the BCS, which I cheer for every year.
Idaho @ #6 Boise State
Code Red: Idaho got shellacked by Fresno State, a game I was watching at Buffalo Wild Wings when I went there for a late night dinner Saturday night. This anecdote means nothing. Boise Wins.
Iggins!: Yeah, Boise will go unbeaten again, and still not get a shot at the title. Boise State wins.
Stanford @ #9 USC
Iggins!: So, funny story. USC has lost to Washington and Oregon, yet Oregon, whose only losses are to Boise State and Stanford, and who BEAT USC, are ranked below USC. Sweet. Harbaugh rules, Stanford wins.
Code Red: USC wins, just to piss us all off with an undeserved conference title. WHY DID YOU FUCK UP OREGON??
Iggins!: …USC probably can’t win the conference title. Oregon would have to lose 2 more games in conference, Arizona would have to lose one more, and USC would have to win out.
Code Red: I totally knew that.
#10 Iowa @ #11 Ohio State
Code Red: Wow. My hatred finally reached the point where I was able to knock out Ricky Stanzi, and with Ohio State’s win over Penn State I may very well have cost Iowa the Big Ten Title. MUAHAHAHA. Ohio State wins.
Iggins!: Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and say you had nothing to do with it (considering you picked them to lose to Iowa State and Penn State too) and gonna say it’s that fucking Northwestern curse. But holy shit I’m not stupid enough to pick Iowa with a backup QB, third string RB, two injured O-Lineman, and 2 injured punt returners in the Horseshoe. Ohio State wins.
Code Red: But I did do that. It was my hatred that ruined Drew Tate's senior year, Jake Christensen's career, and Ricky Stanzi's ankle. Iowa quarterbacks continue to fall prey to my wrath.
#16 Utah @ #4 TCU
Iggins!: This should be called last chance week. Boise, TCU, and Florida all have their last real challenges and Cinci has one of their two final challenges, plus the Big Ten clincher game is this week. What I’m trying to say is, I hope all these teams go unbeaten so the BCS can fucking suffer. TCU wins.
Code Red: Utah is ranked? Really? Again? TCU wins.
#17 Arizona @ California
Code Red: Cal sucks, and they won’t have Best. Arizona wins.
Iggins!: Yeah that’s really all that needs to be said. Arizona wins.
Texas Tech @ #19 Oklahoma State
Iggins!: I love good games that are completely irrelevant! Oklahoma State wins.
Code Red: Mike Leach loves to fuck shit up. Texas Tech wins.
Notre Dame @ #12 Pittsburgh
Code Red: Wanny vs. Notre Dame. Two hatreds collide. Only one survives, and its Wanny.
Iggins!: Yeah, Wanny wins and gets Weis fired. Hurray! Pittsburgh wins.
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