Thursday, August 30, 2012
College Previewkakke: BCS Predictions and JESUS FOOTBALL TONIGHT
So here we are, my friends. Both at the end of this series of college football previews and at the end of the worst sports drought all year: the football offseason. Tonight, South Carolina plays at Vanderbilt. Tonight, Mike Leach makes his return against a bunch of mormons. Tonight, my friends, there is football.
So here you go, Red and mine's predictions for the BCS bowl games:
Iggins!: Clemson vs. USF
Code Red: Virginia Tech vs. Shitty Big East Champion
-Thank you for the specifics, Red. The only difference here is in our predicted ACC Champs.
Iggins!: West Virginia vs. Wisconsin
Code Red: Oklahoma vs. Nebraska
-So we have the B1G #2 in this game vs... well, Red picked West Virginia to win the Big 12 but then put them in a bowl game as an at large. WAFFLER.
Iggins!: Georgia vs. Oklahoma
Code Red: LSU vs. West Virginia
-Once again, I contend Red is a flip-flopper. SEC Championship Game loser vs. Big 12 #2 here.
Iggins!: Michigan State vs. USC
Code Red: Wisconsin vs. Oregon
-B1G Champ vs. Pac 12 #2 in the Rose it looks like. All of these pairings seem too likely. Hopefully Louisiana Tech goes 12-0 and screws this thing up.
National Title Game:
Iggins!: LSU vs. Oregon
Code Red: Georgia vs. USC
-And we both agree that the SEC champ will face the Pac 12 champ in the title game.
Well, that's it boys and girls. Football starts tonight; our national crisis has ended. I'm gonna go cook some bratwurst and yell at my TV until it starts.