NCAA Prognostication Bukkake Week 10

Standings:

Iggins!: 99-46

Code Red: 93-52

Ms. Code Red: 86-59

Holy shit this week is sparse. On the bright side I, being Iggins!, soundly defeated Code Red last week and opened up a six game lead. THIS WILL CONTINUE.

(15) Michigan (7-1, 3-1) @ Iowa (5-3, 2-2)

Iggins!: Imagine my surprise that this is one of the top ten games of the weekend. I really didn't want to pick this game, because I hate picking Iowa, but everything aside from the talent says Iowa should win. Ferentz vs. a pro-style offense is always a good matchup, Iowa has stopped Denard before, Iowa plays like a different team at home, Michigan sucks on the road...etc. But... Iowa just lost to Minnesota. I'll take the Hawkeyes to win, but despite my above statements I'm pretty sure they're gonna get their ass kicked.

Code Red: I'd like to consider this a free win, but I trust Denard Robinson no more than I can throw him. Michigan wins, but they'd love to lose and fuck me over.

Mrs. Code Red: Michigan.

Texas Tech (5-3, 2-3) @ (21) Texas (5-2, 2-2)

Code Red: Seems like the win over Oklahoma was flukey. Texas sucks, but their defense is enough to fluster Tommy Tuberville's boys. Texas wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Texas, I guess. Even though they suck too.

Iggins!: I’ll take Texas, because clearly Oklahoma simply shit the bed a few weeks ago. Losing 41-7 to Iowa State is pretty undeniable proof of that.

Texas A&M (5-3, 3-2) @ (6) Oklahoma (7-1, 4-1)

Iggins!: I'm going to bank on Oklahoma not crapping the bed like they did against Tech. Oklahoma wins.

Code Red: I'm going to bank on Texas A&M's piss poor defense. Oklahoma wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Yeah... Oklahom's loss seems flukey. Oklahoma wins.

(25)Southern Miss (7-1, 3-1) @ East Carolina (4-4, 3-1)

Code Red: Well, alright then. East Carolina at home. Domonique Davis is a fine QB.

Mrs. Code Red: I don't think I had heard of either of these schools before now. Southern Miss, since they're record is better? And THERE IS NO EAST CAROLINA! WHICH CAROLINA ARE YOU ACTUALLY IN? You had two choices of Carolinas and neither was good enough, eh?

Iggins!: That’s a good point. Which Carolina are they East in? Either way, I take ECU to win this game.

Cincinnati (6-1, 2-0) @ Pittsburgh (4-4, 2-1)

Iggins!: This is for first place in the Big East. Why does this league get a BCS bid? Neither team has a single quality win, but Pitt lost to Utah by two scores, so I'll take Cincinnati to win.

Code Red: Oh, that's awful. Cincinnati wins.

Mrs. Code Red: I guess Cincinnati, to be safe.

(9)South Carolina (7-1, 5-1) @ (7)Arkansas (7-1, 3-1)

Code Red: I do nay trust ye, Spurrier. Arkansas wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Arkansas, for some reason I don't like football teams from the Carolinas. Well, except I like Cam Newton?

Iggins!: Who doesn’t like Cam Newton? I’m voting for him at the caucuses. Arkansas wins.

(14)Kansas State (7-1, 4-1) @ (3)Oklahoma State (8-0, 5-0)

Iggins!: Poor K-State. They're actually much better than they will be ranked after this beatdown. Okie State wins.

Code Red: Oklahoma State is awesome. I want to see that offense against LSU/Bama in the title game. OSU wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Oklahoma State, even if Black and Orange teams piss me off.

Notre Dame (5-3) @ Wake Forest (5-3, 4-2)

Code Red: Not after you screwed me last week, Wake. ND wins.

Mrs. Code Red: You had your shot, Wake Forest. You fucked it up. ND wins.

Iggins!: I’m still in shock that both of you thought Wake Forest was any good. Oh well. My gain. Notre Dame wins.

Missouri (4-4, 2-3) @ Baylor (4-3, 1-3)

Iggins!: I don't have a lot of faith in Missouri, and I think RG3 is next year's (if he goes to the NFL) Cam Newton. So Baylor wins.

Code Red: I like RG3, but the Cam Newton comparison stands on shaky ground. He's not the superhuman freak of nature that Cam is, he's certainly more a Vince Young-type long-term prospect. But he's totally gonna rip Mizzou a new one. Baylor wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Out of principle, I never take Baylor. Mizzou wins.

Iggins!: Vince Young had terrible throwing form and bad accuracy. RG3 has good form and an uncanny ability to throw spot-on 50 yard passes. Not the same.

(1)LSU (8-0, 5-0) @ (2)Alabama (8-0, 5-0)

Code Red: The Game of the Century. This game will be close. It's going to come down to the magic of the Hat. LSU wins.

Mrs. Code Red: Alabama. They're at home and I generally choose to Roll with the Crimson Tide.

Iggins!: You are correct that it will come down to Ther Hat. But that will not be a good thing. Alabama wins.