(2-3) Houston @ (4-1) Cincinnati
Iggins!: Clearly the Bengals are for real, and the Texans are more inconsistent than that case of herpes you got 2 years ago, and much like the Texans, they always show up at the wrong times.
Code Red: The Bengals are certainly for real, but at some point they have to come down off this high they’re on, at least briefly. The Texans are dangerous enough to do it. Texans win.
(1-4)
Code Red:
Iggins!: I totally agree with those sentiments. Packers win.
(3-2)
Iggins!: DIE VIKINGS DIE. Ravens win.
Code Red: No seriously, fucking die. Ravens win.
(5-0)
Code Red: This game should kick total ass. That is all. Breesus shall be the hand of victory, however. Saints Win.
Iggins!: Though shall not pick against Breesus. Saints win.
(1-4)
Iggins!:
Code Red: God damnit,
(1-3)
Code Red:
Iggins!: Tampa will win their first of the year. Tampa Bay wins.
(0-5)
Iggins!: Wow, the ‘skins schedule is really easy early on. I keep picking the Chiefs and they refuse to get their first win. DO IT THIS WEEK DAMN YOU.
Code Red: Holy shit, I could not care less about the result of this football game. I’ll pick the Chiefs, just so this game is a wash.
(0-5)
Code Red:
Iggins!: Hooray for shitty games? Jaguars win.
(2-2)
Iggins!: Wow I really have no opinion as to who wins this game. Home team?
Code Red: Nay. Cardinals win.
(3-1)
Code Red:
Iggins!: The Raiders… jesus they’re terrible. Eagles win.
(0-5)
Iggins!: Well at least Vince Young will get to play again.
Code Red: Oh yeah, that’ll be great. Maybe he’ll refuse to go in again after the fans are mean to him.
(1-4)
Code Red: The Jets have now dropped two straight, the Bills three. Only one of these teams is actually talented and well coached, and that’s the one that’ll break the skid. Jets win.
Iggins!: The Bills are just about as terrible as the Raiders. Jets win.
(3-1)
Iggins!: The Bears defense, special teams, and Cutler will be able to keep this one close and win it at the end. DA BEARS.
Code Red: The Bears should be out for blood after the debacle that was last year’s Falcons game. They’ve had their entire bye week to game plan for the Falcons and get everybody healthy. The Falcon’s defense is only allowing 15.8 ppg, but their low rankings in total yards (21st in the league at 355.8 ypg), run defense (24th in the league, 127.0 ypg), and pass defense (23rd in the league, 228.8 ypg) suggest to me that luck has been on their side. They rank behind the Bears defense in every category other than PPG (Bears 19.5, Atlanta 15.8), interceptions (tied at 3 a piece), and forced fumbles (Bears 4, Falcons 5). The Bears have far more sacks (14 to 8), and the Bears offense is just as dangerous as Matt Ryan and company. Those defensive stats tell me the Falcons have some serious weaknesses that can be exploited. Cutler and Forte will do just that. BEARS, 27-23.
(5-0)
Code Red: It’s unthinkable that
Iggins!: I acknowledge, begrudgingly, that the Broncos are a very good team. But methinks they’ll still lose to these guys and the Steelers. Chargers win.
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