HEEEEEEEEEERE'S ORTON!

KYLE FUCKIN ORTON will start on Monday night against the resurgent and, quite frankly, frightening Minnesota Vikings. Remember Bears fans... It is always darkest before dawn. This is dawn, baby:



He is MAN. He is BEAST. He is GOD. You asked for it... and now here he is. Throw your women and valuables at him, for no amount of treasure can ever equal him. Cook him all your best meals, for his hunger knows no bounds. FEAR him. Do all these things and unto ye shall be bestowed VICTORY, for that is the greatest treasure of all.