Kyle: Hi Timmy, how are you
Timmy: I'm Great!!
Kyle: That's great Timmy, now Timmy, do you like football?
Kyle: And who is your favorite team Timmy?
Timmy: I like the Bears! Yay Bears!
Kyle: Now Timmy, what's your favorite football play?
Timmy: I like when the quarterback throws a touchdown!
Kyle: Well, Timmy, if you like that play, why the fuck are you a Bears fan?
Timmy: Umm! You said a bad word!
Kyle: I don't give a shit,Timmy, now tell me, why the hell are you a Bears fan!?
Timmy: (sobbing slowly) My daddy's a Bears fan..
Kyle: You know why you're daddy's a Bears fan Timmy? Because he's a beatdown thirty year old factory worker who's still in love with a polish man named Ditka. Yeah, it was a blue collar football team, asshole, and look at all of us. WHOO!! FUCKING FOUR SIX DEFENSE!!!
Timmy: Why are you being so mean!!
Kyle: Because I'm life, Timmy, and life is mean! Get fucking used to it! Why don't you become a fan of the Colts if you like touchdowns so much Timmy?!
Timmy: Well..I guess..
Kyle: Yeah, there you go Timmy! Now for the rest of your God forsaken life all of us other Bears fans will berate you for being a sissy boy little girl and a bandwagon jumper!
Timmy: But I wanna like football...
Kyle: IT'S EITHER ENJOY FOOTBALL OR LIVE A HAPPY LIFE TIMMY, YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!
Timmy: Bu, but..
Kyle: RUN AWAY TIMMY, RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
Timmy: (runs away screaming hysterically)
Kyle: Never could have cut it as a Bears fan anyway. Enjoy Indianapolis, you little prick.