Simple equations

The Sex Cannon rocks you and Jessica Alba right out of your clothes:

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Benson runs 11 times for over 85 yards
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Benson in the second quarter and second half (Why, Lovie? Why?)
+
Berrian catches everything
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Downfield passes being called
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5 offensive linemen

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Any semblance of defense
=
30-23 Seahawks win.


p.s... goddamnit.